“YOU ARE A BADASS IS THE SELF-HELP BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO DESPERATELY WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES BUT DON’T WANT TO GET BUSTED DOING IT.” Pause. Nope. Jen…girl…you already lost me. Puts book back on shelf. Starts to walk away. Picks book back up and looks around to gage how many people were witnessing this internal-turned-physical conflict that was being played out in the back of T…